You might have seen our wonkiest product bundle on site somewhere all dressed up nice! And that’s because it is nice of course. But it is actually much nicer than initially meets the eye my friend. Our wønki såpa Body Bar offcuts are a perfect example of everything that we stand for here at grüum: waste-free sustainability and fair, affordable self care for everyone.
So gather round the proverbial campfire, for the marvelous backstory of one of our most humble body care bundles.
Origins
This may shock you dear reader – brace yourself – but not all såpa Body Bars come out looking the same. And in this crazy world, that just won’t do.
We must adhere to a standard of quality that ensures all of our customers receive the exact same product when they buy individual såpa Body Bars. Sigh.
But worry not! No bit of bar is ever left behind. Much like your local womble, we deftly gather up every single slightly askew såpa offcut and put them in boxes together so they can hang out and chat about how rubbish the status quo is.
Packing
Putting together the perfect bundle is not for the faint hearted. Decisions must be made.
With a gloved hand, our wise warehouse workers pick and choose your lucky bunch from a whole range of såpa fragrances. Every spare bit of såpa has it’s day, and you get a package full of spicy variety!
They lovingly combine them into bundles weighing either 500g or 1kg, depending on how good of a deal you’re after 😉.
They’ll always measure to the exact gram – or a little over – because being nice is just good isn’t it.
The best deal for everyone.
We’re going to take a short little break from our tale to do some (very light) math’s. Don’t worry, it’ll all be over before you can say “gigantic, sustainable savings”.
Aside from preventing a whole load of unnecessary waste, these perfectly imperfect puppies are great for your pocket. By choosing to go wønki…
You can get 500g of offcuts (the equivalent of 5 såpa Body Bars, worth £40) for £19, and save yourself a cheeky £21.
OR
You can get 1kg of offcuts (the equivalent of 10 såpa Body Bars worth £80) for £35 and save yourself the frankly princely sum of £45.
OK that’s quite enough math’s for one day, let’s get into the final chapter.
Labelling and Shipping
Once your unique combo has been created, your scented soapy stack is wrapped up all safe and sound. Inside is slipped a sort of såpa Body Bar menu, except we tell you what you’ve ordered, instead of you having to choose anything. Whatever, indecision, you’re not my dad!
A little tick beside a bar description confirms the sweet deets of each bar in your particular pack.
After that, it’ll embark upon its journey to your doorstep, and finally fulfill it’s sudsy destiny!
Fin.
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Love, grüum.
